I WOKE UP LIKE THIS

So sometimes, I roll out of bed, look in the mirror and think "yeah this could work" (usually after pressing snooze 12 times and realising I don't have the time to make anything else happen). So knowing what I can add to my sleepwear to make it (relatively) outside-acceptable is important, and I thought I would share this knowledge with the rest of the internet (aren't you lucky).